Thursday, September 8, 2011

Videogame Bits: Postal (2007)


By Terry Cleveland

What can I say about Postal? Well basically it is one of the worst if not the absolute worst movie that I have ever had the displeasure of viewing.

Basically the plot of Postal consists of one unhappy everyman who decides that he would like to make something of himself but not surprisingly he’s a total fuckup and leads a life of complete shit. He decides to make something of himself by going postal with the help of his uncle Dave (Dave Foley). Going postal consists of freaking out and shooting everyone in the movie that disagrees with any viewpoint of the main character.

Overall this movie is complete trash. Uwe Boll is a piece of shit and should never make another movie again. All of the content and imagery in the film is grossly offensive and racist and isn’t worth anything at all. I’ve seen some bad films in my life but this one takes the cake. In fact it is so bad that it isn’t even good in any way at all, it is literally so bad that I don’t even think that it is worth dignifying with a review. If you know that this movie exists forget about it, and if anyone tells you to see it, punch them in the face. Fuck this film.

Negative 5 out of 5

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